This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of
all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so
she decides to show  her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is
going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
    The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she
gets down to the  task at hand . . .
     Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive
smell of paint.  He walks into the living room and finds his wife
lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
    He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the
same time.
      He goes over and asks her if she is ok.  She replies yes.
He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him
that not all  blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting
the house.He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat.
She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint
can and they  said....
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